So, I've been gone for a while. Like,
almost exactly 11 months. Don't feel bad if you didn't notice, the
things I posted here weren't that exciting or noteworthy. But anyway,
I'm back now. And I think I might stick around this time, but I'm not
making any promises. Partly because I hate not being able to keep the
promises I make, but mostly because I suck at commitment.
Things around here are probably going
to change a bit, or a lot, whatever. I'll probably still post
outfits, and I'll definitely still post recipes. Mostly because I'm
fairly certain that my mom is tired of me sending her pictures of my
food and bragging about how great I am (at cooking, and in general). The recipes will not be
sugar-packed brownies and cupcakes anymore though, because I am following a paleo
diet 99% of the time now. During that 1% of the time that I'm not
eating paleo, I'm sitting on the couch eating an entire bag of
Glutino's gluten free chocolate covered pretzels and suffering from a
sugar high. Which is why I had the genius idea to write this post at
3:11 this morning. Who needs sleep? Not me, apparently. Or my Dad, because he just accidentally called me. At 3:35 AM. So, at least I know who to blame for my insomnia now.
That got off topic quickly...
Anyway, like I was saying, things are
going to change around here, I don't know if it will be a big change
or a little change. What will change, without a doubt, will be the
tone of this blog. I think the reason I didn't stick with blogging
before was because I didn't feel like this blog was an accurate
portrayal of who I am. I felt like I was trying to say things that I thought people
wanted to hear. And anyone who knows me will assure you that that
doesn't happen in real life. I'm the queen of telling people the
truths that they don't want to hear.
As much as I would love to be a
super-polite, poised, southern belle all the time, that's never going
to happen. It's not in the cards for me. Seriously, you should meet
my relatives, it's not genetically possible. And I'm okay with that.
I'm sarcastic, witty, brutally honest, bitchy, and frankly, a little
rude sometimes. But, in the greatest way possible. So, there will
probably be some super-opinionated posts on here, and there will
absolutely be a hell of a lot of sarcasm and cursing. And probably
some late night, booze-fueled posts (Sorry, Mom and Dad), because
that's what happens in my life. And because I can't currently have my
usual middle of the night, long-distance, drunkfest conversations
with one of my favorite people because she is doing other things with
her life that make this, which happens to be one of our favorite
pastimes, impossible for a little while. Holy run-on fragment,
batman. You would never know that I did really well in all of my
english classes.
Anyway, this was a really long post to
say that I'm back. Hopefully you'll stick around for this little
journey. And bring your friends along, and some wine (because I don't
share). Or don't. I don't judge.
(Yes, I do. I absolutely do.)
