Alternate Title: Why Utah should be the New Mid-West.
So, the first completely ridiculous think that I get irrationally pissed off about is the Midwest.
No, this isn't going to be a rant about how I hate living in MI and wake up every morning questioning why I moved here. It's also not about how I hate Wisconsin and like to pretend it doesn't exist. None of us have time to read that post. This is about the title "The Midwest."
Let's look at some maps.
This is what comes up as a result if you google "midwest." And I think most of us agree that this is what they teach us in grade school when we are learning about the map. Here is where we get into the part that irritates me. Look at this next map.
That region in the first picture is in the right half of the country. The EASTERN half. The half that I grew up in. There is nothing mid or western about it. Far-east? Yes. Mid-North America? Sure, I'll give you that.
The middle of the western side of the United States? No. That would be Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and Idaho. Mostly Utah, though. It's smack dab in the middle of the western half of the United States.
Please tell me someone else has realized this and that I'm not all alone in my geographic insanity.
Anyone want to petition to get the midwest title reassigned to Utah?
No? Okay. I'll go back to watching Weeds on Netflix and sleeping now.
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